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If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
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| 2006-02-24
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